9 Insane Sports Plays That Are Unlikely to Ever Happen Again
One of the greatest parts of professional sports is that, on extremely rare occasions, ridiculous plays can occur that are simply mind-blowing to behold. One of the greatest parts of the internet are list-based articles capable of making those plays look common.
7 Insane Weapons That Were Actually Used in Combat
People are essentially good. Or so you’d think, until you learn about the insane lengths we’ll go to kill each other…
4 Human Jobs Outsourced to Animals
As if Americans weren’t already irrationally afraid of all the best jobs being stolen by illegal immigrants, now they have to contend with the rest of the animal kingdom trying to horn in on their board meetings and casual Fridays…
5 Alien Characteristics That Science Disproves
A wise man once said that science is like the blabbermouth who ruins the ending to a movie. Science just has a way of ruining things: dreams of flying cars, religious dogma and even our beloved cinematic aliens…
The 5 Worst Words Ever Used in Food Advertising
Advertisers will try anything to get you to part with your, let’s say hard earned, cash. With boldness comes the possibility of failure. And with failure comes internet lists that mock those failures…
9 Real-Life Castaways (More Badass Than Tom Hanks)
If you’ve ever seen the movie “Castaway”, you know that being stranded leads to resourcefulness, loneliness and probably a lot of off-camera self-pleasure. These nine people also got marooned, but were too awesome to cry about a lost volleyball.
6 Comic Book Movies That May Never Get Made
Comic book movies are all the rage. Actually, Hollywood is so desperate to avoid original ideas they’re using pretty much any story the comic world can churn out… but even they can drag their heels from time to time…
The 10 Most Useless G.I. Joe Characters
Back before it was okay for dudes to be obsessed with magical ponies, little boys spent their playtime miming horrific acts of violence. The biggest benefactor of this was GI Joe, and Hasbro was more than willing to exploit this trend by producing a staggering number of stupid characters.
6 Successful Celebrity Crossover Careers
In school they told you to follow your dreams. And while this is generally terrible advice for most people, there is that select few who not only have the luck and perseverance to achieve their goals, but actually succeed in several different fields. Here are a few famous examples of these lucky assholes… er… talented celebrities.
5 Weird “Sports” Video Games
Major league sports permeate our lives. They’re on TV, the radio, on our clothes and even our video games. And when we’re finally sick and tired of sports, they try to trick us into shelling out more money for insane quasi-sports games like these.
