5 Random and Awesome Movie Cameos
Gotta love cameos. Any film that’s willing to overpay a big name just to get a little bit of recognition from the audience is okay in our book. And here are some of the best.
7 Assholes From 80’s Movies Who Got What They Deserved
Say what you will about the declining quality of modern cinema and narrative: there’s nothing sweeter than seeing an asshole get their comeuppance. And man, did films of the 1980’s produce some assholes that deserved it.
6 Cool Film and TV Characters Who Are Actually Jerks
Sure they’re probably your favorite character, but when you actually stop and think about it most of the fictional people you think of as “awesome” are probably just assholes.
Six Badass Fictional Space Ships
It’s hard to say exactly what makes someone or something badass. Samuel L. Jackson is. Orlando Bloom is not. So when it comes to the realm of fictitious sci-fi starcraft, just consult this handy guide.
6 Awesome Movie Sidekicks
The quality of the hero is what makes a movie good. The quality of the villain is what makes it great. But what makes it really, truly, awesome? Sidekicks, of course.
6 Movie Plots Which Could Have Been Solved by a Minor Character
We get a certain pleasure from the basic movie formula, where our main character meets adversity or intrigue, struggles against it, and eventually overcomes that problem, hopefully a little wiser. But that enjoyment can be shortlived when you realize there never should have been a problem in the first place…
6 Actors We Hate…and the Real Reasons Why
Come with us on a breathtaking journey through your subconscious prejudices as we expose the rationale behind your loathing of the rich and famous. It’ll be cathartic. We promise.
Six Ridiculous Fictional Races From Otherwise Good Franchises
Nothing is worse than defending your favorite franchise, trying to convince someone about the philosophical underpinnings and subtlety that make it great… only to have a ridiculous aspect, or entire race, thrown right in your face.
5 Great Soundtracks Made for Horrible Movies
Film composers have a tough job. When they’re good at doing their job you might not even notice them because they’re so good at immersing you in the experience. And when the movie is complete crap, nobody is going to go see it just for the score... even if it kicks as much ass as these did.
The 3 Easiest Movie Prisons to Escape From
If you ever find yourself in the slammer in a Hollywood movie, you’d best establish whether you’re in a gritty reality piece or a prison break flick. That distinction will make the difference between toiling away for 50 years and peacing out in a 10 minute scene…
